7:15 Ennui * 7:30 Salutation 7:45 Let the Magic Begin 7:55 Improving on the Status Quo 8:10 Inspiring Yet Another Generation of Greatness Beyond Compare 8:35 Unexplained Mayhem # 8:40 Meditation and Breathing @ 8:45 Physical, Musical, Media, and Artistic Training 9:35 Stuff to Make Your Head Spin 9:55 General Craziness 10:10 Radical Learning 10:35 Internalizing Skills and Processes 10:55 You Have to See It to Believe It | 11:10 Brainwashing Kids $ 11:20 Working Miracles 11:45 Making Things Happen 12:00 Lunch > 12:20 Recess 12:35 Moving and Shaking 1:00 Saving the World 1:20 Thinkin’ with Our Brains 1:40 Solving All the World’s Problems 2:00 Discussing Religion and Politics % 2:30 Reflecting Upon the Most Marvelous of Days 2:40 Reading Instruction and Collaboration = 2:45 Valediction 2:55 Dismissal |
WOW! I'm so inspired by your subject-areas and attention to detail! You are amazing!!!
* Ennui is a feeling of dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement. \
# Please allow us five minutes of lunacy amidst such a busy day.
@ Actually, we'll likely never get around to any of this.
$ What can I say? I work for the government. +
> We'll work up an appetite by this time. <
% On second thought, I'll let parents handle those talks.
= Five minutes should do it. Œ
Ø In retrospect, you should probably toss out this whole post and reject is as tongue-in-cheek b-o-l-o-g-n-a. ß
FOOTNOTES FOR THE FOOTNOTES
\ That might be because the kids haven't shown up yet.
+ It's satire. ^
< Chocolate and Diet Dr. Pepper for the teacher are greatly appreciated.
Œ It's the least we could do.
ß That spells bologna. |
MORE FOOTNOTES FOR THOSE
^ That means it ain't real. ~
| Pronounce it buh-lō'-nē. /
AND TWO MORE FOOTNOTES FOR THOSE
~ Yes, I know ain't ain't a word, and you ain't gonna use it.
/ Not that it matters, considering you probably didn't read this far anyway. Æ
LAST ONE, I PROMISE
Æ I've run out of symbols to use for footnotes anyway.