Ownership has its privileges! Imagine a copy of the frame-worthy school calendar on your refrigerator (magnet sold separately). Or perhaps you want a copy for the glove compartment of your car. Maybe you would like a copy to place in your purse or in your wallet.
Have a spare bulletin board in your office? Stick up a calendar. Is there a special place on your bathroom mirror that's just screaming for a piece of paper to be stuck to it? Stick up a calendar (tape sold separately).
Don't come to school on Saturday again! Don't forget to pick up your child early on 1/2 days! Don't forget to expect your child's quarterly grade report! All of that information is available (Where else?) on the 2016-2017 school calendar.
But Wait! There's more:
Download your copy, today, and we'll provide you with unending convenience! With your download, we'll throw in the ability for you to print as many copies of the calendar as you would like. Put a copy on your bedroom wall. Tack one up in your workplace workroom. Give them as gifts for the holidays. Line your parakeets cage. Wrap fresh fish. The possibilities are endless.
What would you pay for the ease and convenience of this year's school calendar? $59? $79 $99? Think again! For an unlimited time, we're offering this magnificent scheduling tool for three easy payments of zero dollars. That's unlimited printing ability (printer sold separately) for an unlimited time for free!
Why would we possibly offer our product for free? It's all because we know the importance of the other services we offer. Quite honestly, we want our patrons to take advantages of our products: you may remember that we also offer such conveniences as: Hooked on Reading, Marvelous Mathematics, Exercise and You, Real History, and much, much more! Take advantage of this offer, now, and you may access all of our other programs for absolutely no extra charge (made possible through the generous, involuntary contributions of taxpayers like you).