One of the shops at Ober Mountain in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, is a puzzle shop. Hundreds of boxes grace the shelves in this tightly-packed collection. Even chairs and rocking chairs could be purchased and put together (no glue of nails required). On the floor sat this larger box, boasting that this particular puzzle set has 42,000 pieces and costs $630.00. I wonder how many of these they sell. The picture on the front is very detailed, with landmarks from all over the world. It would be an interesting study to identify all of the nations represented in the image. |
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Also at the top was some entertainment. A trio of pickers played and sang in the silence of the natural surroundings. I could have sat on the mountaintop for much longer than we did, appreciating life and all that it allows us to do on this earth. Sometimes we think we have to be moving to appreciate vacation time, and we fail to stop to enjoy this fantastic gift of life.
The tram at Ober Mountain in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, was walking distance from our hotel. We strolled over, first thing one morning, and boarded.
On the way up, we saw some beautiful scenery but also some unexpected items. One was a house built to resemble Barbie's dream house. It's not pink any more, but I think people could stay there on vacation. The other was a large black bear on one of the black-topped roads below us. We looked forward to a different kind of day once at the other end.
We can all agree that the larger room is more appropriate to the task. It really opens everything up, and the students are going to be shocked and excited when they return in August. We saw some of them at Green Valley Bible Camp shortly after they had seen the room, and they were all smiles, thrilled to be able to talk to Mrs. Hoggatt about the new, expanded Hoggatteer classroom.
If A is a success in life,
then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. (Albert Einstein) ![]() With the summer fully engaged, some of the stores are blanking out large areas of floor space for their Back to School blowouts. Teachers really don't like to see that any more than kids do, and it's kind of amazing to see it happen quicker and quicker as one gets older. I can't believe how fast the years go by. I mean, we're already over halfway to another Christmas. Reality sets in for all of us. As schools prepare for a new year of instruction, administrators are busy deciding what pointless professional development their teachers will need to face students in the fall. OK, that may be a little bit of editorializing by this particular author as I found professional development to often be pointless and not the least bit helpful to my needs. They are often packaged by companies that want to make a buck, and they tend to be canned in such a way that they are addressing only new teachers. Or they are intended to address research-based needs nationwide and do little to consider local or individual needs within a school. And even though they address research-based needs, they themselves are not research-based. I try to break those patterns when I address teachers. I want training to be upbeat and positive. I always want it to be worth their time. I know what teachers are thinking as they approach the training: they would rather be preparing materials and lessons. They would rather be preparing their classrooms. When I discovered Fred Jones' Positive Classroom Discipline and Positive Classroom Instruction while pursuing my Master's degree, suddenly things made more sense to me. I had read what Harry Wong said, adopting the Assertive Discipline approach to things, but things were left lacking when I approached my classroom with it. Positive Discipline and Instruction were more meaningful and useful for me. And there is comfort in the fact that Assertive Discipline is still not thrown out the window with Jones' approach: those things are still in the back pocket and ready to be used as a backup plan. In addition, Assertive Discipline takes the teacher's mental health into account, keeping him/her calm. It also keeps students on their toes, wondering what is going through the teacher's head and s/he breathes deeply throughout the process of training a child. Teachers tend to invest their own health in stressful situations throughout the day, and they shouldn't have to. Perhaps we can do some good at Neosho Christian School with this day of training, one month from today. On top of it all, I'm going to add some Resilience Training to the mix. It will blend well to help teachers (and principal) pass on some important methods to students who feel offended or bullied. Now that we're finished with the national park and Dollywood, it's time to do some more exploring. When I'm on vacation, I tend to wake up earlier, and I don't want to stop seeing new things. Unfortunately, the family doesn't have the same inclinations: some would rather sit in the hotel watching TV, while others prefer visiting the pool. I headed out on my own, one evening, to check out the tourist district of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. While there, I only took a few pictures before dusk. It's interesting to note that on two separate occasions, I was compelled to be a sounding board for friends who were experiencing some depression, anger, and helplessness. I was saddened by what they each had to tell me (two very different situations), but I am happy to have been able to help them in their time of need. It did not take away from my experience, but it reminded me that I am not the only one in this world. I hope to always be available for people who need me.
This year alone has added ten roller coasters to my list. These are the last ten coasters in a list of fifty. Dollywood After all these years, we finally made it to Tennessee's Dollywood. Considering its place in the Herschend family of attractions, which includes our beloved Silver Dollar City, Dollywood, I thought we would have made a trek to Pigeon Forge much sooner than this. After all, our season passes at SDC earn us half-price admission. Our first ride was on the wooden Thunderhead, which was surprisingly smooth compared to the older ThuNderaTion at SDC. A short walk then took us to Dragonfly, a low-flying, suspended coaster that doesn't really intimidate. Mystery Mine was next. We thought we would get a similar attraction at SDC many years ago, perhaps themed to an ice house, but it never came to fruition. This coaster is not a train, but a single car that holds a dozen or so people. Because of this, it can take tighter turns and sharper hills. The theme is more developed on the indoor portions, with audio and video elements added. Even a hot blast of fire explodes in riders' faces. We enjoyed the ride simply for the more immersive theming. The newest coaster at Dollywood is Big Bear Mountain, just opening this year. This is another low-lying coaster, but incorporates some speedy hills. Riders board "jeeps" to hunt for the notorious big, black bear that seems to be tormenting the area. On-board audio with music and narration could have been louder to get the full effect. All in all, this was a neat, little ride that adds a bit more to the Smoky Mountain flavor of the park. Tennessee Tornado is one of the older coasters in the park. I guess this used to be another runaway mine train, but it has been converted to a mine that has been struck by a twister, making it a pretty unique theme. At SDC, the area would have been broader and the theme emphasized more, but with its landlocked footprint, the theme seemed to be pretty limited. I doubt many people even noticed the theme at all. For the last several years, this park family has focused quite a bit on first responders. SDC has Outlaw Run, looking at law enforcement and an entire area dedicated to firefighting, called Fireman's Landing. Of course the classic Fire in the Hole is the one that started in all some 50 years ago. Dollywood continues the obsession with two rides. Blazing Fury is their version of FitH, even following the same track design. Many of the same features are replicated on this more modern track system, including the scenery and fire effects, all of which seem to still be working, including the fantastic covered bridge on fire, which collapses just as the train is ready to cross. While FitH's life is coming to an end this year (with FitH 2.0 - we anticipate - coming on board next season), Blazing Fury still stands strong. Unfortunately, BF's theme is generic - a Smoky Mountain village on fire - it does not have the deep historical theme of vigilante Bald Knobbers. That single element in FitH is what has connected the ride to us, and Blazing Fury misses the mark by being generic. The second homage to firefighters is called Firechaser Express. This is somehow a firefighting train that takes riders through a short track of turns and suddenly stops inside a fireworks factory that is, yes, on fire. An explosion then blasts the train backwards through another series of turns and hills and returns it to the station. This is another attraction we thought might be coming to Silver Dollar City a few years ago, especially when they built Fireman's Landing to replace the garish Geyser Gulch. Thankfully, it did not fill the space, making it possible for the huge, new building with Fire in the Hole's replacement to be added to the area instead. Lightning Rod is the most extreme coaster I can remember riding. It is similar to Silver Dollar City's Outlaw Run in that it is a hybrid wooden coaster, but it has no full inversions. Lightning Rod is built on the side of the mountain and uses the contour of the land to its advantage. The theme is a souped up hotrod. The restraints are also similar to Outlaw Run, with nothing on the shoulders, but with the added seat belt and ankle restraints. I knew I needed to make myself bigger than I was in order to keep the ride operators from pressing down on the restraints so hard that it would limit my breathing (That happens on OR all the time, and it makes for a miserable, uncomfortable experience.). The maglev launch makes this the fastest wooded coaster in the world, and I don't think it ever slows down. About a quarter of the way through, I was ready for it to be over, and yet it kept going. All I could think was, "I want to get off." I think it's too much - especially for a park family that prides itself on its attractions for the entire family. Finally, Wild Eagle was another first for me - my first wing coaster. Sitting off to the side of the track rather than over or under it, I expected this to be a really cool experience. After the wild ride we had on Lightning Rod, I wasn't keen on anything with wild in the title, but Wild Eagle was something I wanted to try out. As the name implies, the initial hill lifted us high above the park. All in all, even though it is impressive to look at, it was a pretty uneventful coaster.
Ober Mountain The last new roller coaster I have ridden was a mountain coaster. Ski Mountain Coaster at Ober Mountain in downtown Gatlinburg is one that starts at the top of the hill. Guests have to traverse the steps to get to the top, where single-passenger cars await. Sitting low to the track and holding two handles that brake the car allowing the rider to control the speed, the car then rolls down a track that looks more like some homespun engineer might have designed. This kind of coaster has popped up in several hilly locations in the country. I enjoyed the smooth ride and the ability to speed through the natural woods of the area. The only thing that could have made this better would be an actual bear-spotting, though the rider would be helpless if one of the giant creatures actually approached the track or laid across it. Such is fodder for nightmares. I enjoyed this ride and the other attractions at Ober Mountain, and it has the distinction of being the 50th in my list. Well, that's a wrap. Even if it's not a list that will impress some coaster enthusiasts, it has to be impressive that I even remembered as much as I did.
We have a couple of defunct parks on tap for today's post about roller coasters I have ridden in my life. After that, we'll head over to Orlando for a few rides. Celebration City The Silver Dollar City folks bought another small park, closer to Branson, a few years ago. Actually, the history of this park goes further back than that. Originally, Celebration City was a small location called Mutton Hollow. Mutton Hollow paid tribute to the age-old story of the Ozark Hills - Shepherd of the Hills by Harold Bell Wright. The park was then quaint. It was craftier, more home-strung. Somebody had the "brilliant" idea that the sweet and endearing Mutton Hollow would be more profitable as a street carnival. They brought in carnival rides and small roller coasters and plopped them into the park. After a while, the Herschend family bought this Branson USA park and turned it into Celebration City. It was marketed as a sister park to nearby Silver Dollar City, but I don't think many people bought into the idea that they should pay for admission at a "daytime" park (SDC), and then pay a second admission to enter the "nighttime" park (Celebration City). That was just a ridiculous marketing scam all along. Anyway, the Herschends brought in a wooden coaster from another location and renamed it the Ozark Wildcat. This was a decent little ride for the substandard park and a sizable investment, but it wasn't enough to make Celebration City feel permanent. Let's face it, this would never be a second "destination park" for the Branson area. Other coasters in the park included Thunderbolt, Jack Rabbit, and Zyclon. Again, they add to my coaster count, but they aren't really worthy of more than a mention here. Carousel Park Back home in Joplin, Missouri, some folks planted a touring carnival in town for a while. We took our school classes to Carousel Park as reward for their efforts on state testing (Otherwise, I would never have visited.). The two coasters in this park - Tiger Terror and Go Gator - were basically kiddie coasters. Magic Kingdom The big leap to Orlando takes us first, naturally, to the Magic Kingdom. For decades, the only coasters Disney touted were Space Mountain and Big Thunder Mountain. I wasn't impressed with the former when I rode it at Disneyland, and I just can't recommend it now, either. I even gave it multiple shots at winning me over, but it failed every time. My favorite thing about it is that the meteors that fly overhead in the queue were actually Chips Ahoy cookies. Them special effects was amazing! Big Thunder, however, was impressive. Disney does a great job of giving guests an immersive experience, and while Space Mountain carries a pretty good job of delivering the future, Big Thunder is a great "runaway mine train" roller coaster. Others have tried to copy its theme, but none have delivered the National Parks theme as well as this one. The train doesn't just use the existing terrain but is actually a manufactured trip across the U.S.A. through many natural phenomena that beautify our landscape. One does not recognize that he is still in a theme park, but is too busy finding major landmarks. Hollywood Studios Stay on Disney property, but head over to Hollywood Studios. I was here on my honeymoon over 30 years ago, and the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster was fairly new at the time. In fact, the entire park was brand new back then, but was known as the Disney/MGM Studios. We took some great backstage and special effects tours that aren't available anymore, and we fell in love with the "impromptu" characters in the streets. As for the one and only coaster at the time, the Aerosmith-themed Rock 'n' Roller Coaster was touted as innovative. Completely indoors, this was Disney collaboration that flew through a variety of objects and scenery, but I just didn't understand the purpose. It just wasn't the super ride I thought it should be. Animal Kingdom One of our favorite rollercoasters is called Expedition: Everest. Sitting all the way in the back corner of Disney's Animal Kingdom park in Orlando. It is the only coaster in the park to date, but it's well-themed, which is what I love the most about Disney's approach to its attractions. Disney is the master of dark rides which are really my favorite, but they have delved into the coaster world in the past couple of decades where they have demonstrated that a coaster can be themed better than in name alone (Are you reading this, Herschend Family Entertainment?). This one was the most expensive coaster when it was constructed ($100 million), and it shows. Visitors are greeted in the queue with the setup to the theme - expeditions searching for the infamous yeti. It looks as if you are seeing actual expedition treasures, maps, and campsites. Scientific journals and photographs abound, and I believe some of the evidence in the queue must be from actual studies. The ride itself appears to be a rickety old train. It climbs Everest - a huge, forced-perspective mountain rising from the wonderful zoo of Animal Kingdom. A series of twists brings riders to an icy cavern. Looking through the translucent wall of ice, riders spot an angry monster ripping out the tracks on the other side. Presumably, that's the track you're supposed to travel on next! Continuing, the coaster storms through more turns until it stops cold at the busted track, which is bent straight up and is clearly disconnected from the continuing route. Suddenly, the train moves backward and finds itself on a new section of track, where eventually (and very quickly), an animatronic yeti roars its disapproval face to face.
Epcot Universal in Orlando outdid the money from Expedition: Everest when they built a Harry Potter coaster based on Hagrid's motorbike. Their big draw came at a cost of $300 million. However, in 2022, Disney built something at a much higher price At a half-billion dollars, it reigns as the most expensive coaster in history. The company built its first and only roller coaster in EPCOT. I wasn't excited about yet another ride in the world that was based on superheroes. I'm not a fan of the Marvel world, but since I was there on the first open day of the ride got me excited about the experience. I an one of only a few people who got a chartered ride on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. I rode it after hours, no waiting, with the creator of the ride, Zach Ridley. Much can be said about this very special ride, but I've already written descriptions and reflections based on it. Find these links for more: The last of the 50 rides are coming soon, so stay tuned.
"The mind that is not baffled is not employed.
The impeded stream is the one that sings." (Wendell Berry)
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:
In this report of the roller coasters I have ridden, I focus exclusively on a single theme park. Often voted in most popular lists and heralded by national media on numerous occasions, our local park Silver Dollar City has a charm like no other. Silver Dollar City Moving along to the best park of them all - the one that rests closest to home. Silver Dollar City rests in the Ozarks and effectively uses the terrain and the setting as its greatest appeal. Traditionally, SDC has kept the theme of 1880s in the Ozarks. That said, the park is slowly deviating from the theme in many aspects, and I've had to start looking at it differently in recent years. This is a park that I could visit, not ride anything, and still be happy. There have been some nine coasters that I've ridden through the years. Some of these are no longer at the park - including the Runaway Ore Cart and Buzz Saw Falls. The former was a tiny, kiddie coaster, hardly worth getting on, and the former was an innovative idea that should have worked but didn't. Buzz Saw Falls was a hybrid ride - part floating like a log flume and part roller coaster. The cars had to be shielded with plexiglass for some reason, making the entire experience seem like you were closed inside. It was badly executed, but part of this ride is still being used in a newer coaster called Powder Keg. PK is launched up the lift hill with compressed air - a much smoother launch than maglev. More importantly, though, is that the theme of the coaster is consistent all the way through the launch. It is a theme that is carried through farther into the ride than most other coasters in the country, telling of the explosive power of black powder, which could be derived from bat guano in Marvel Cave, a national landmark also located on property. The Grand Exposition Coaster is also a kid's coaster, slightly larger than the Runaway Ore Cart. Sadly, while the ROC fit the mining theme in the park, the GEC is in an area that was built to resemble a World's Fair like the one in St. Louis in the early 20th Century. Of course, that breaks the theme of Silver Dollar City's setting - both time period and location. I don't know why they weren't more creative here. Wildfire was a great addition to the park several years ago, becoming the first coaster there to have inversions. It remains a smooth ride and has some pretty interesting displays in the queue, all of it taking on a more steampunk aura. That's close to breaking theme, but with a little fantasizing, I can let it pass. I've also proposed a coaster based on a schoolmaster with superhero powers, but I'm afraid they wouldn't immerse folks enough in the storyline. The newest coaster on the property is Time Traveler, which also takes on a steampunk vibe. It is the "world's first spinning coaster" and allows riders to experience a technically different ride each time as vehicles can turn (at a controlled rate) 360 degrees and, thanks to the Ozarks, drops right out of the gate. There are inversions here, too. Strangely, even though guests are already supposed to be in the 1880s (according to the Water Clock at the front gate, this ride takes them back in time again, where they end up in, yes, the 1880s. In another first, Outlaw Run is a wooden coaster that makes inversions. This is really an innovative ride that takes your breath away with a nearly-90-degree first drop and near-inversions. First-time riders may be surprised to experience the final double helix at the end. This ride, similar to one at Dollywood, SDC's sister park in the Smoky Mountains, uses restraints that make it difficult to breathe, in my opinion. If you ever brave it, I recommend it in the cooler weather or first thing in the morning, as higher temps seem to make it rougher. I also suggest the middle seats rather than the front or back for the same reason. I never like a bumpy coaster, and that's why I used to enjoy one named ThuNderaTion (with TNT capitalized). When it was built, this ride was quite smooth, but it has developed a consistent roughness that rattles my old bones. I finally decided not to ride it after experiencing the thing dozens of times in the past. In fact, we used to ride TNT several times in a row without circling to get back in line. We also used to have a choice of riding it backwards as a couple of the cars were reversed, but that has changed due to safety recommendations. It was always interesting to be able to face other riders as this "mine train" ran uncontrollably along its track. I had to leave the first for last, and it's hands-down also a leaving of the best 'til last. Fire in the Hole is not only the most uniquely-themed coaster in the world, but it is also the first indoor roller coaster. When I was about two - and I remember this distinctly! - I refused to allow my parents to put me on this ride. The darkness and faux rock walls just beyond the station scared me, and I threw a crying fit when they tried to get me boarded. At the time, I was happy to have avoided FitH, but later appreciated it for what it is - the only immersively-themed roller coaster on the property. From beginning to end, the visitor is told the history of an Ozark vigilante group known as the Bald Knobbers. This group, emerging directly following the cessation of the American Civil War, is said to have burned down the town of Marmaros, which supposedly sat where the Main Street area of the park is today. FitH is a depiction of the town on fire, including a covered bridge. There is so much about this ride that nods at history that I'll probably have to write an article dedicated to it - especially since at the end of the current season, it will be shuttered for good. I can only hope that the attraction being built on the other end of the park will carry on its legacy - complete with the Bald Knobber history intact. I put a video below to tell more about it for the time being, along with a video of Blazing Fury Dollywood's more-generic version of the same ride (without the vigilantes).
I have a couple more posts to go before we exhaust all of the roller coasters I have experienced, so stay tuned.
Today, in an ongoing effort to record all of the roller coasters I have ridden, we delve into three more theme parks - one in Oklahoma City and two on opposite sides of Missouri. Frontier City Closer to home, I took my first looping ride on the Silver Bullet. Frontier City always seemed to be Silver Dollar City Light (or Lite) to me in the same way that Dollar General is compared to WalMart, and they never could pull it off. Silver Bullet is a short ride that goes through a single loop, and it's not a terrible experience. The other coasters at the time included the Diamond Back which was a smaller version of Six Flags' Flashback. The Nightmare Mine was definitely a carnival coaster with a building constructed around it. When I looked at the track in the loading station and noticed it had been held together with duct tape, I decided to only ride it once. Surely I didn't see what I thought I saw. The Wildcat was the last coaster that was added when I was there, and it was a decent wooden coaster. It was purchased from another park and shipped to Oklahoma City to add to the collection at Frontier City. I biggest thing I noticed was that the exit led guests right through the gift shop of cheap souvenirs. I remember thinking that was a pretty cheap shot to customers, but at the same time, I realized the genius behind the move. It's a pretty standard practice in parks all over the place now.
Six Flags St. Louis When we moved to Missouri, we were closer to Six Flags St. Louis and Worlds of Fun near Kansas City. That was when I rode my first suspended coaster, Batman: the Ride. I really enjoyed the smoothness of the ride and appreciated not having a track below me. The result was an experience that felt more like flying. This was also the first time I rode something like Mr. Freeze, which I hardly attribute as a roller coaster. This is a track that is simply shot out of the station, up into the sky, and back. I hated this experience. It is ejected from the station so fast that riders are told to keep their heads back against the headrest to keep from receiving neck damage, whiplash, or concussion. The third coaster was called Screamin' Eagle, which I also did not enjoy due to the rough track. I'm sure there were more coasters on this trip, but I honestly don't remember them. Can we talk about how Six Flags has changed its theme through the years? When I first went to Six Flags over Texas, even as a youngster, I appreciated the six separate lands each of which appeared to be a different nation of the world, represented by the six actual flags that flew outside the front gate of the park. It was a theme that worked. Disney even successfully put that same theme into effect at EPCOT. But not Six Flags. Not any more. Now it's whatever sells tickets: superheroes and cartoons. Overdone tripe. Worlds of Fun So let's go to Worlds of Fun. I wasn't attracted to Worlds of Fun until I figured out its theme: Around the World in 80 Days. Yes, here was a park that was also presenting an international theme. Of course, when we arrived, the theme was never really apparent unless the visitor looked for it. I rode Boomerang, a cool reversing coaster, and Mamba, a too-fast ride that spirals uncomfortably but which does have some nice, straight hops. Worlds of Fun also has a nifty suspended coaster called Patriot. Sitting in the USA area of the park, patriot is not bad, but it's also not really special. It really doesn't compete well with Batman on the other side of the state. In the Asia section was Spinning Dragons with a car that uniquely rotates as it travels the track. Done correctly, this could be a sweet ride, but my argument about theming more than just the name of the track would do more for the park than simply using an Asian-looking font on the entrance sign. These parks lose their themes as soon as visitors board the ride vehicles. We're just getting started in the record of the coasters I have ridden. I'll get the rest posted in the near future.
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